Method Man Party Crasher Lyrics

Intro: club bouncer

Aww s___... not these n____z again!
Aiyyo listen!
Im only lettin five of you m_________ers in here tonight
If your man aint on the guest list
He get to the bacj of the f___in line
And you know another m_________in thing?
I dont give a f___ if a b____ spill a drink
In this m_________er tonight
Im kickin all yall the f___ outta here

[method man]
Uhh
Muhfuckers be up in the club scared to f___in death
n____ if you scared why dont yo a__ just stay the f___ home
Check it out uhh

Me and mines at the door, aint tryin to pay your fees
Stop playin, you f___in with me, I push my way in
b__ rush theres plenty of us to tear the club up
Guzzlin bacardi and such, I split a dutch
Bouncin n____ lookin like he want war
Now I aint the one you got to front pah
Pattin me down like the law
As I stumble in the party
Topsey off the limon bacardi for sure
Loungin near the bar section, rolled the l
And kept steppin, concealed weapon, razor sharp
Blue star hatchet, in the sleeve of my jacket
Who that kid, on the dance floor lookin for matches?
Burn somethin, one toke got me blasted
Took another toke then I passed it, choke!
Fantastic, herb aint no joke
Especially that indo smoke mixed with hashish
Ladies on the dance floor, shakin they a__es
Got millon dollar broke n____z, that makin passes
Honey with the eye glasses, body work is boombastic
Skin like blackberry molasses, mmmmm
At last its, time to step and make her mine
n____s headin toward the bathroom tuckin they shines
Brothers got to keep it movin, playin with kids
That wont hesitate to s_____ a cuban
You know what this is...

(yo duke thats your diamonds right there god?
Yo that s___ll go right where my people aint right now..
Yo dont touch my s___!)

Now its on in the lavatory, I heard a scream
End of story couldnt find shorty, party scenes
Now a f___ed up chaotic thing, wont be long
Before the sirens intervene, the terrotory
Cant we all get along, without the ruckus
Got big bouncin muhfuckers, tryin to rush us
I can take a hint, what? can smell the stench
Of a hell bent environment, the odds against us
Back to the wall yall, refuse to fall
All hands on deck yes, prepare to brawl
Uhh, every time I try to have a good time why?
Somebody always f___in it up, killin my high, d___
Monkey wrench they whole program, party over
By that time Im dead sober
In the midst of this whole s___ fo soldiers, dead gone
You can tell that they was heat holders
Everybody hit the deck when they expose tech, I fled the set
b____ slipped and caught a broke neck, some brooklyn kids
Rushed the coat check, they whole set, stompin duke
Half to death and took his rolex, its horrible
Like a front page article, mister pitiful
About a step away now we critical, uhh
As I boned out I heard the people shout
n____z, yea cold turn the party out!
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

( sirens )