Eminem As the World Turns Lyrics

[Intro:]
I don't know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as f___ and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin a s___ in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god it's you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
f___ the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this b____ in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah b____ you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that b____ by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this b____ face down and watch her belly flop.

[Talking, (singing)]
(I don't know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now)

As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as f___ and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park b____
I met a s___ and said "What up, it's nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as f___ and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin a__ is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her a__ put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off c__e and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the b____ and s_____ her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her f___in porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced s___
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there b____! I got my gun c___ed!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay p___
She said "Come her big boy, let's get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my f___in leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget d___!
Whipped that s___ out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now b____, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that s___ in crooked and f___ed that fat s___ to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here b____!
Come here!
Take this m_________in d___!
b____, come here!

[Talking, (singing)]
(I don't know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now)

And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning.