Debbie: i have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.
Iggy: is that what they're saying? well, did you evah!
Both: what a swell party this is!

Iggy: and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl and required love?
Debbie: sounds like pure soap opera. i may cry.
Iggy: aw...
Both: what a swell party this is!

Iggy: what frails!
Debbie: what c___s!
Iggy: what broads!
Debbie: what jocks...
Iggy: what furs! they're beautiful!
Debbie: why, i've never seen such...
Both: yuppity!
Debbie: neither did i.
Iggy: it's all just too...
Both: swellegant!

Debbie: this french champagne, so good for the brain
Iggy: (domestic!)

--- (some chatter-gutter)

Both: It's great! It's grand! Wonderland
We seem so rare like old Camembert
Iggy: have you heard of that dying star, she got beaten in the Astor Bar?
Debbie: Well, did you evah
Both: have a swell party this is?
Debbie: have you heard it's in the stars, next July we collide with Mars?
Both: Well, did you evah have a swell party this is?
what a swell party, swell party, swellegant, smarty-party...

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