[Skit]

Hush little girl, sweet sweet baby don't cry,
Tonight,
Daddy's here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby,
Tonight.

Why can't it all be like it was before?
How can I explain why Mommy's not here anymore?

Cuz Daddy likes p___o and ten dollar w____s,
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores,
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus,
I think that's why your mommy left us.

Hush little girl, there is no reason to fret,
Tonight,
Don't mind the smoke, Daddy just wants to forget,
Tonight.

Soon it will all be like it was before,
Any minute she will walk through that front door.

But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer,
And then he wants s__ that involves mommy's rear,
And Daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with pus,
I think that's why your mommy left us.

Please don't cry,
I swear I'll try
To be here by
Your side.

Right after Daddy gets home from the bar,
Visits his bookie and steals a new car,
He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right,
He'll bring home a new mommy tonight.

La-di-di,
La-di-di,
La-di-di-di-di-di-di,
La-di-di-di,
La-di-di,
La-di-di-di-di-di-di.

{long pause}

If you're easily offended, get the f**k out right now.
{Audience laughter}

Watch them run, watch them fall...
{Audience cheers}

Oh, you know this one!
Here it- shhhhhh

Watch them run, watch them fall,
Watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
Special Olympics.
{Audience cheers}

Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool, that's diving.
At the special olympics. (Audience: ..lympics!)

Oh, they're here tonight!
I thought I saw the bus pull up!

And I know full well, that I will burn in hell,
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball have gotta be about the funniest f**kin' thing I've ever seen in my life,
Everybody...
At the special olympics. (Audience: SPECIAL OLYMPICS!)
Just wanted to make sure you're goin' to hell with me.
Verse Two...

Kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics.
SPECIAL olympics.

'Round his neck, gold medals hung.
Resting on his giant tongue, olympics.
Special (Laughs) (Audience: olympics.)

But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing.
Okay, really, I'm just avoiding karma, 'cus i know my kids could be born blind, crippled, semi-r_____ed and i'll have to spend all of my time...
at the special olympics.

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