E-40 Lieutenant Roast A Botch Lyrics

[E-40]
The names have been changed to protect the innocent
The Adventures of Lieutenant Roast a Botch..
and Sherrie Stack a Grip

Ay, ay ay, ay n____ pull that m_________er, ay!
Ay! Ay hold on playboy
Ay pull that m_________er over dude
(Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu!!)

[Silk-E]
I know he is not about to bring his m_________in a__ over here

[E-40]
Buu!!! Huh?

[Silk-E]
d___!

[E-40]
You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin mean today?

[Silk-E]
I was tryin to holla at your potnah that's why

I say, uh-oh, look out danger
Captain Save a Hoe with the Rescue Rangers
You wanna holla right
Hell naw you ain't gettin at this
While you was in the Hall of Game you should've checked my exibit
Lieutenant Roast a who, I'll leave you balless
Always can come, this ain't no beach you f___in walrus
I'm Sherrie Stack a Grip
Known for slappin n____s in s___
I'll take your refrigerator and your bank roll b____
Only way you gone see this
If it's under your tongue
Get out my face you f___in eclipse, you're blockin my sun
(car tires skeeting)

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b____ what the f___ you talkin bout?
It ain't like you some kind of notch or somethin
You know what I抦 sayin? b____
I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch, you didn't know it huh?

Captain Save a Hoe
b____ that's my long distance cousin from Boise, Idaho
We cake patnas, but dude be savin hoes
And I be savin marbles
It's a long a__ distance between me and that fool
Cause he's one of them modest fellows
And I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch known for roastin hoes like marshmellows
Let you tell it cause you a strong black sista about your clout
Knowin you ain't got a pot to p___ in and a window to throw it out
Are you itchin caging about s__in
Irritated by your yeast infection
She's a lazy hoe, y'all seen her
Sit in her a__ all day and watch Jerry Springer
Ten kids by ten different d___s
Biotch!! Your whole house smell like p___

(Chorus)
[Silk-E] If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about s___
[E-40] Throw it, money, fonky c___ beoott..ch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
[Silk-E]
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a

[E-40]
Aten-hut!!
Stand at attention cause one of the main thangs you need to learn
Is to shut the f___ up while tycoons is talkin
Raise your hand and don't be speakin out of tongues
Only when told to speak, spoke
Only time you laugh is when I tell a joke

[Silk-E]
n____ d___ your personality
You're never gettin no a__ from me
Big, beared m____fucka couldn't get no p____, sittin there mad at me
Ain't it about business for Pillsbury to be smokin on Swishers
Lieutenant look like you roastin more turkeys than b____es
With your fat a__
Fix your cash in a grab bag
By the time you touch your toes
m____fucka I'll be in Baghdad

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Oooo!! I heard your p____ went platinum
Colomena serpants, herpes, chlymadia and abdimum
Sherrie Stack a Grip nicknamed
Sherrie Stuff a d___ The Ratchet Mouth Biotch!!
See I go hard on a b____
Like my little cousin
Said those rappin a__ brothers from Dallas go hard black
Gold diggin b____ I ain't got no scratch

[Silk-E]
Ah n____ Sherrie Stack a Grip don't give a f___ about that

(Chorus)

[Silk-E]
Why are you screamin at me are you mad from frustration
It ain't my fault you still masturbatin
If youse a balla m____fucka help me recognize
Roll over this fifty dollar bill and give me ten fives
You weak d___ havin, roach clip needin
Wheezin tryin to breath oversleepin a__ n____
With your fat a__
Always wanna holla sittin there stank
With your fat a__
Cheesy knuckles marinatin with your drank
Hey fat a__!!!
You best go tender your Phillies
Paw lubricated, d___ in hand
Poppin chicken like skillets
I hold your account like clothes
Oh God you quit it
You don't believe me
Call your bank and go and ask your b____

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Haven't you noticed
Put your hand in front of your mout and smell it yourself
Oh, b____ that's halitosis
When the last time you saw a doctor about your health
Oh you hoes, talkin bout you got the flu
Ignorin do-do breath you can't avoid
Somebody give this hoe a Altoid
Would you please put some lotion on them scuffed up, ashy knees
Clothes lookin like they need to see a dry cleaners
You out there bad with your imitation Prada bag
I know your history hoe
Thunderbird and grape Kool-Aid
You remember suckin d___s in the seventh grade
All you needed is some bamma and a couple hits
That's why the sa-habs called you
Sherrie Stuff a d___ the Ratchet Mouth Biotch

Chorus

[Silk-E] If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about s___..