Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block away
Why'd it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f___ I'd rather m_________
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery

What a f___ing beast
Her a__ alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f___ I'd rather m_________
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery

As we were walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my a__
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You f___ing fat b____
I've had enough of you
Take your flubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by my cheers
I could not help she's fat

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd f___ I'd rather m_________
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery

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