The Vandals C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyrics
[Originally by The Yobs]
C is for your little c___ when i go down beneath.
H is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth.
R is for your r_____, that
I f___ with my d___.
christmas comes but once a year and makes me f___ing sick.
S is for your s___ty a__hole, clinkers 'round your b__,
T is for your massive t__s that make me want to c__.
M is for masturbation, when you're not here with me.
A is for the agony of catching your vd.
S is for the syphilis that rots away my p____,
christmas comes but once a year and makes me f___ing sick.
S is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my f___ing b____ are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's) ...my f___ing b____ are swinging!
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