Barbra Streisand & Ryan O'Neal You're the Top (What's Up Doc?) Lyrics

At words poetic Im so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting it off my chest
To let em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As Ill probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least itll tell you how great you are
Youre the top - youre the coliseum.
Youre the top -
Mmm youre the louvre museum.
Youre a melody from a symphony by strauss.
Youre a bendel bonnet, a shakespeare sonnet, youre mickey mouse.
Youre the nile - youre the tower of pisa.
Youre the smile - on the mona lisa.
Im a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop.
But if baby Im the bottom, youre the top.

Youre the top, youre mahatma ghandi.
Youre the top - you are napoleon brandy.
Youre the purple light of a summer night in spain.
Youre the national gallery,
Youre garbos salary,
Youre cellophane.
You are sublime, youre a turkey dinner.
Youre the time - the time of the derby winner.
Im a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop.
But if baby Im the bottom, youre the top, top.

Steve, there is something I got to tell ya..
What is it judy?
Well, umm

Youre the top (I am? ) - mmm youre a waldorf salad
Oh no, no let me say it
Youre the top (me too? ) - youre a berlin ballad youre the nimble tread of
The feet of fred astaire
(actually I dont dance very well)
Youre an oneill drama, youre whistlers mother -
Mama (oh), youre camembert.
Youre a rose, (mmm. sweet)
Youre infernos dante.
Youre the nose - watch it!i mean
Whatwhatwhawha what- on the great durante.thats better
Im the lazy lout who is just about to storm lets not storm
But if baby Im the bottom,
Shes the one for me
And Ive got im
Coz if baby Im the bottom,
Youre the top.