I was about to lose my girlfriend
Had to make a clever move
Entered into a meditation
Inhaled all the incense fumes

But when I got all stoned and kinky
Chanting mantras about love
They made me sign away my property
Now it's owned by heaven above

Guru Guru
Don't you tell all you're god's anchor
Guru Guru
You'd sink the boat, you're such a w___er

He wants to come inside your temple
Spill his seeds of ecstasy
He wants to penetrate your aura
The h____ man of mystery

He's gonna pluck your lotus flower
Be at one with your cosmic love
And make you dance the kamasutra
Using his super yogi stuff

Guru Guru
Don't you tell all you're god's anchor
Guru Guru
You'd sink the boat, you're such a w___er

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