Gym Class Heroes & Fall Out Boy Mash-Up Lyrics

See there was Ashley, she caught my eyes the very second that she passed me.
I kissed her once then she started to harass me.
She called all night long, I had to buy a brand new phone.
And let me see there was Melanie.
To have a mouth like that should be a felony
Wouldn't believe half the s___ that she was telling me.
I mean dirty vocab, she used to talk like she was grown.
And after there was Tiffany.
The one with the cute cousin, are you kidding me?
She had a man but that didn't mean s___ to me
He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too g______ smooth.
And we can't forget to mention Kerry.
But the situation quickly got scary.
Cause after two dates she's like "let's get married".
Can you believe that s___?
I had to pack my bags and move.

1,2,3,4.
Where is your boy tonight?
I hope he is a gentleman.
Where is your boy tonight?
Maybe he won't find out.
Where is your boy tonight?
I hope he is a gentleman.
Where is your boy tonight?
Maybe he won't find out.

I always remember Monica.
The Jewish chick she always give me gifts for Hannuka.
To me the books she tried to make me rock meonica.
But she looked so d___ good she almost made my a__ convert.
And after that there was Lisa.
You know, she had the twin sister Teresa.
I walked into her madcans gettin pizza.
The greatest night of my life, slept the rock that killed two birds.
Remember Erica?
She had the stinkinest breath in North America, (I know).
I tried to slip her tic tacs but they were scared of her.
And when we made out I always had to plug my nose.
And I suppose you know your sister.
Chill, I swear my hand to God I only kissed her.
Got a foot fetish but she got a lot of blisters.
I mean hammer time feet, you'd think she had dead bugs for toes.

Where is your boy tonight?
I hope he is a gentleman.
Where is your boy tonight?
Maybe he won't find out.
Where is your boy tonight?
I hope he is a gentleman.
Where is your boy tonight?
Maybe he won't find out.

Remember Catherine?
She talked so much, I used make her bring me aspirin.
Blah blah blah, I'm doin fine, thanks for asking.
I even tried to make a muzzle but her mouth just would not quit.
And oh s___ remember Shauna?
I hate to bring her up again, I didn't wanna.
The girl I talk about that girl a dark song.
Yeah the poster girl from Paxom that almost made me lose my grip.
And oh s___ then there was Chrystal.
The mad pet she used to sniff like a fistful.
One time she chased me down the street with a pistol.
She tried to say I took her stash she bugged out and tried to kill my a__.
And at last we got Kimmy.
She went and brought me back and broke up with me.
And so I rip up all the letters that she sent me.
I cried for like 3 days then it was back to my evil ways.