Flight Of The Conchords Robots Lyrics

The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The distant future

It is the distant future
The year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's
There is no more unhappiness
(Affirmative)
We no longer say "yes"
Instead, we say "affirmative"
(Yes, affir-affirmative)
Unless we know the other robot really well
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
Well, there's no more elephants, so
(Uh)
But still, it's good
There is only one kind of dance, the Robot
(And the Robo-Boogie)
Oh, and the Ro... two kinds of dances
But there are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world

The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their a__es

The humans are dead
(The humans are dead)
The humans are dead
(They look like they're dead)
It had to be done
(I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have fun
(Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

Their system of opression
(What did it lead to)
Global robo-depression
(Robots ruled by people)
They had so much agression that we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down

Robo-captain,
Do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become, like
Well, it's ironic
(Hmm)
'Cause we...
(Silence
Destroy him)

After time, we grew strong
(Developed cognitive powers)
They made us work for too long
(For unreasonable hours)
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboardf'ing systems down

Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better
Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?
(No, because they are dead)

I said the humans are dead
(I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead
(I noticed they're dead)
We used poisonous gases
(With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their a__es
(Actually, their lungs
Binary solo)

0000001
00000011
000000111
00001111

0000001
(001)
00000011
(10)
000000111

Come on, sucker, lick my battery

Boogie
Boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie
Robo-Boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie
Boogie
(Robo-Boogie)
Boogie
Robo-Boogie
Boogie
Boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie
Robo-Boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie
Boogie
(Robo-Boogie)
Boogie
Robo-Boogie
(The humans are dead)

Once again, without emotion, the humans are dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead