Eazy-E Merry Mutha Fuckin Christmas Lyrics

[Uncle Dolamite]Come on over hunnieand give your uncle Dolamite a
kiss[*kissing Sounds*]well what you want baby?[Baby]Would
you tell me a story?[Uncle Dolamite]You want me to tell you a
story?[Baby]Hell yeah![Other Baby]Me too![Uncle
Dolamite]Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a storyabout the bad a__ Eazy
Ehe was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of threelisten and listen
wellhe's a bad m____fu-[Mother]Gimmie that god d___
book!here let me read you this oneChrismas in Comptonit was a
silent night, yes a holy nightuntil Mr. Claus turned into Santa
m____fuckin' right?[Carolers]Deck the halls with b____ of
holyfa la la la la la la la latis the season to be
jolly....[Eazy-E]Merry Chrismas m____fucka![*Gun
Shots*]Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!while I'm ridin' that
cot under the missle toenow dashin' through the snowin a candy right
top 6-4over the hills I golaughin' at this hoenuts on rich and
ringsmakin' me feel rightoh what fun it is to knowthat I'm gonna
get this p____ tonightso ring them bells, ring them bellsshes takin' it
all the wayoh what fun it is to watch her suck my d___ this wayhey ring
them bells, ring them bellsshes takin' it all the wayoh what fun it is
to nut, while she's suckin' my d___oh yay!tis the season to get
busycompton crime lickand I'm smokin' on this
stick.[Santa]Ho ho ho come sit on my faceI'm mean lap and tell
me what you want for Chrismasho ho.[Menajahtwa]I want a slay
ridea cd playera fifty rum??? and I'm gonna c__a VCR ???? some
p___o flicksrudolph the red nose reindeer??? like a everlastin'
gobstoper??? poppaI dig a hocrack a doughby the nuts oh????
f___in' in tha snowI made him drop to his kneesyeah you know whats
upI said heres some candy canes eat'em up???? bonapatite with a condom
in a tree.[]All I want for Chrismas is my two front teethmy two
front teeth, my two front teethAll I want for Chrismas is my two front
teethyo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.[Buck wheat]Buck
wheat is a waskalthats no Chrismasand all the toys, boys and
girlsfuck ya wishesI got happy over joy in this m____fuckano indo
under my tree so Santa be a sucka??? when I was young I was the only
kidwho had enough guts to begood ole hearin' on the EastI'd stay
awake just to let america knowthat Santa was a fakeI used to believe in
Saint d___ when Elvis was alivebut all the f___in' bullshit got played when
I was fiveyears oh just stay young, bold datin'singin' Silent Night
Carolin' Recietin'now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreathI got my
two front teethuncle Eazy be the ????just spread me a leaflittle
kids don't crywhen you find out the Santa Claus is just a f___in'
lye.[Eazy-E]On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to
methree pounds of indotwo birds of cocaineand a A m____fuckin' K
b____.[]Eazy-E oh Eazy-Eshow us how you treat those
b____esI saw mommy f___in' Eazy-E.[Eazy-E]close the door little
b____I'm gettin' these draws.[]I'm a tell my daddy if ya a__
don't stop.[Eazy-E]I don't give a f___I'm gettin' chrismas
caughtho ho ho and away I go.[]Oh Saint Nick got a d___ like a
howell wheres this ????[Eazy-E]Shut the f___ up b____esand
go back to sleep.[]Yo black what you want for Christmas?yo
black I want a job??? corn on the cobbut a n____ will eat them chicken,
andchitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some foodwhos climbin' in my
windowsmokin' up indomy carin' and high make a high know[*A lot of
mumblin'*]Yo black what you want for Christmas?yo black I want some
cashso I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.[]a rump
pa pump pumpa rump pa pump pump[Every One]Merry m____fuckin'
ChrismasMerry m____fuckin' ChrismasMerry m____fuckin' Chrismasand
have a f___ed up new year (x4)[Eazy-E]You
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!![Mother]And
they all went to prisonand lived f___ed up lives ever afterThe End