I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in
bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I
read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the
rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of
the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and
escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind
of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old
dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't
half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the
rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through
all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our
escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the
place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of
her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's
you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never
knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in
the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of
champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of
the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me,
and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the
rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of
the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me,
and escape."

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