Well the moon was full and the color of blood
When the pirates came to the Vampire Club
The leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well he recognized a vampire from his school
He did something that was most uncool
He said Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape
His name is Bernie Weinstein and he's in the 8th grade

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
Number one rule in this game
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud
And says it's just another night at the Vampire Club

Missy lost a fang in the ladies' room
We all laughed and called her snaggletooth
Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
And flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
While some rivetheads danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be Father You-Know-Who

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
Number one rule in this game
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud
And says it's just another night at the Vampire Club

Well it's hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's always upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head
Singing Bela Lugosi's still undead
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful sight
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
Wait till the ravers come to the Vampire Club

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
Number one rule in this game
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud
And says it's just another night at the Vampire Club

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