Various Bloodhound Gang / The ballad of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a__?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta d___
Had a lotta d___
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d___ Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a__ when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d___
Had a lotta d___
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d___ Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a__

You've had a lotta d___
Had a lotta d___
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d___ Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them t__ties
Now show 'em them t__ties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them t__ties
Now show 'em them t__ties

Would ya f___ me for blow?

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