Eminem Eminem - My First Single Lyrics

Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one
[Verse 1]
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some s___ thick as Mrs. b___erwoth's syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
Cause he was his biggest fan, He used to be Superman
Now I'm pourin liquor on the curb in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
f___er I'm kickin your a__ for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the f___in show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the Buckin Bronco, stompin and stampedin up the d___ street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below, geronimo, m_________ers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That s___ is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
'I'll get away with murder
Im like OJ, He's my Cochran from the day*
We keep the mark from the tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them f___ers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name

[chorus]
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just f___ed that up so,
f___ it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a b____ and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But s___'s about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo ka ka

[Verse 2]
Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean
just turned 16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory d___ory dirk diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
or jerkin' your chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them d___ amateurs
Workin the d___ camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made p___os
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Jigga-ji-just
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them f___in
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm Gon "Nuh" Come!'
And this was suppose to be....

[chorus]
my first single
But I just f___ed that up so,
f___ it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a b____ and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But s___'s about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo ka ka

[Verse 3]
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
It's 1-800-I'm a d___ sucker I love to suck a d___
And if someone picks up you can talk all the s___ you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So f___ a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big c___(?) bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a d___, and lick a d___ and eat a d___
And stick a d___ in your mouth
I'm done you can f___ off
f___a-f___a-f___ offf!