You've not been going down the pub,
You've not been playing darts,
You've not been doing what you should,
You've been hanging out with your tarts.

You've got to get some Boddies down thee,
We know where its at,
You've got to get some ale inside thee,
Coz you're a f___ing t___.

The Bear's Head's not the same without you,
And you've stopped buying flares,
We've seen you drinking halves of lager,
You've even been washing your hair (f___ing hell!),

You've got to get some Boddies down thee,
We've had quite enough,
You've got to get some ale inside thee,
Coz you're a f___ing poof.

You've got to get some Boddies down thee,
You've been where you shouldn't,
You've got to get some ale inside thee,
Coz you're a f___ing c___.

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