Weird Al Weird Al- Walk with an Erection Lyrics

All the old paint on the faces
They do the pole dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're busting out like a domino
At the bazaar men by the score
They got their money on a pet
Gold cards in piles (oh whey oh)
You snap their straps on their backs
All the 'ho'es in their skimpy clothes
Say no way no way no way no way no
Walk with an erection
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the b___s (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bend over
At the club men so sick of looks
They like the touch and the little pouch
When the trouser shrinks (oh whey oh)
They're walking with an erection
All the 'ho'es in their skimpy clothes
Say no way no way no way no way no
Walk with an erection
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose with a tally whack
If you want to find all the freaks
They're hanging out at the bus stop
They smile and glance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the j__anese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line with an erection
All the 'ho'es in their skimpy clothes
Say no way no way no way no way no
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection