R. Kelly Trapped in the closet (1-12) Lyrics

(CHAPTER 1)

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some s___ is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"s___ think, s___ think, s___ quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy a__ up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

throws her in the bed
And start to s_____in' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the f___ is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "b____ say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
d___ he's opening the closet...

(CHAPTER 2)

Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said hoe I should've known
That you would go and do some bogus s___ up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please,
I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack s___ please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I'm not the one you after
He says son I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that's betta right
Why can't we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I'm like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we're all comin out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said n____ Imma shoot you both if you don't say what's on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I'm lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I'm gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don't shoot
3, he says don't shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I'can't believe it it's a man

(CHAPTER 3)

Well,here we are the four of us,
in total shock me and her,
I close my mouth,and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep s___,
then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
you've been talking to,
he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
he says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll a__es crazy,
let me up out this door", cause this is way
more than I bargoned for,
and then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a d___ thing to do with this.....

Then she said wouldn't you like to know
just how it all begin,
then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin,then she said
And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question,
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"
he looked at her and said b____ please you got
yo nerve, with all yo club hoppin'
lying sayin' you was shoppin',
and now here you are in
our home, and you calling
me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
and that much I agree,
you caught me cheating,
but this is a little extreme,
he said you are my wife,
sleeping behind my back,
and now I come home and you got him in the closet,
how extreme is that?......

She says but she's a he,
then he says please you can't judge me,
she says Ruphus this is crazy,
and I said stop aguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
each other out, so get to the point,
or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
but I think I can explain what's going in
here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,
at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,
don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus
you son of a b____,
and he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
that's what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody......

Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming
saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
she throws a pillow at him
and says you was creepin' too the only difference
is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my a__
Ruphus say they gettin' married
then I shoot one in the air,
then I say not another one of
you sons of b____es say a word,
cause all of this s___ I'm going through
is unheard, grab my celluar,
sayin' this is so wrong,
call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone......................

(CHAPTER 4)

Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
d___, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except for you was doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back
Bust up in the house pull back the shower door and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...

(CHAPTER 5)

And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the f___ is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, b____
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this m____fucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right god d___ now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya f___in wit
Girl ya better cut the bullshit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the f___ was you thinking
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my m____fuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, n____ I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that b____es house
And dont even try to act suprised
Said bab, she said shut up
Dont you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the f___
Then she says Rufus wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you

(CHAPTER 6)

Belive it or not.
I just started laughing.
Shaking my head.
And just kept on laughing.
Thinking about all the things I had been through that day.
Then cries what why do you have that smile upon your face.
Then I laughed out said thinking about the things that I've been through.
She wipes her nose and she sniggles and laughs out I've been through it too.
Then I start laughing again.
And she start laughing more.
Then next thing you know we both are cracking up on the floor.
She laughs I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone.
Now meanwhile Twan just got out of prison and he's on his way home.
Then she laughs baby I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshit.
Then I say girl just wait till I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing wit.
She laughs I wanna hear it all.
Then I laugh and say baby first of all.
I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet, slept wit who knows, threatened to kill a pastor.
She says what.
Baby this is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy.
She says d___ you've been through a lot.
Plus I gotta ticket.
Meanwhile the policeman he turns around.
Just out of concern comes back to the house.
Then he pulls up in the driveway.
My cars parked crooked with the lights on.
Then he goes around the back way.
He hear the dogs barking like somethings wrong.
He gets to the backdoor and discover its been broken in.
He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in.
Meanwhile were laughing and laughing and laughing.
But from his perspective he thinks somebodies crying.
He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing.
Meanwhile were in the bedroom laughing as I'm trying to continue to explain.
She yells out Sylvester your killing me.
Said I swear that it went that way.
Then next thing you know he bust up in the room said m____fucka freeze.
And then I looked back up at him and said wait your that d___ police.
Then she screams baby, I mean James she says everything is cool.
And then he yells Gwendolyn I got this.
I know your sick and tired off this fool.
Then I stood up start walking toward him screaming man get out my house.
Then he yells freeze she scream please and i pulled my barretta out.
She cried out Sylvester please don't.
Visions of him making love to her.
He said man put the gun on the floor.
I can't stop thinking about him and her.
I slowly put the gun and then I put my hands up.
He winked at me and smiled.
And that is when I went nuts.
Hopped all over him grabbed the gun.
She screaming settle down.
Going all around both handling the gun then all of a sudden POW.

(CHAPTER 7)

There's total silence, blood everywhere
And confusion on their faces as they continue to stare
Then Gwen starts shakin' and cryin' screamin' "What did you do?"
And then the policeman looks at me and screams "See, now I warned you."
Then he starts pacing the floor screamin' "God, what have we done here?!"
And she rushed to to door, blood on her hands screamin' "There goes your whole career."
Meanwhile, I'm freakin' out sayin' "We gotta do somethin' and gotta do somethin' quick."
Then he picks up the gun and says "I have a wife at home, I can't have no cause of this."
She says "James, I can't believe you just said what you said.
Cause that's not what you said when your a__ was in my bed."
Then I said "Gettin' married later, but right now we gotta use our heads. First of all, did anybody check if the man was alive or dead."
Then he looks at her, she looks at me, I look at them and we look at him.
Meanwhile, Gwen's about to have a nervous breakdown the way she's shakin' and cryin'
And then she screams "You b______s! You've killed my brother."
And then I said "Gwen, wait a minute, I didnt..."
She says "No, you killed my brother."
She said "He just got out of prison. He's been through a lot. He was talking about changin' his life and everything and to come home and get shot
Then I said "Baby, it wasn't my fault. This man had a gun on me.
And besides, how was I to know that you was getting down with this crooked a__ police."
And he says "Wait a minute..." I say "No, you wait a minute!"
And then I say "Man, this is my wife. We had a life until you b___ed up in it."
She cried out "Sylvester, now hold on. Even though he was in our home, let's not forget the fact that you was out there creepin' in another man's home."
*Cough cough* *cough cough*
Twan starts coughin'. *cough cough*
She says "Twan! Oh my god! Baby brother, are you okay ?"
He looks up at her and says "I'm not gonna die, at least not today."
And then he asks what happened and says "Why did I get shot?
Sylvester what is this policeman doin' here ?"
And I said "Go on, tell him cop."
He says "Son, we gotta get you to a hospital and take a look at that wound."
Twan says "No, I'm okay. It's just my shoulder. All I need is a bathroom."
Now five minutes has gone by and they tellin' Twan everything that happened
Twan says "f___ man, I would've been better off in prison."
And now somebody's banging at the door and I'm like "Oh no! Here we go again!"
Thinkin' out loud to myself sayin' "When is this s___ gonna end ?!"
Then Gwendolyn looks at me and says "Baby, you got that?" And I say "NO!"
She says "Why?" And i said "Because I'm not openin' up another m_________in' door!"
And the cop says "Gwen, I'll get it." Then looks at me and says "Man of the house, my a__!"
Then I say "I'll get it, but whoever it is, I'm about to put their a__ on blast!"
And then, the policeman grabbed me. I s_____ed away and got my gun up off the floor
Then Twan says "Man, that's what I'm talkin' about! Sylvester, point that s___ toward the door! "
Then he s_____es the policeman's gun and says "Officer, arrest me later."
I count to three, Twan opened the door and it's Rose the nosy neighbor...
Ooh, with a spatula in her hand
Like that's gon do something against them guns
It's Rosy the nosy...whoa
Neighbor....

(CHAPTER 8)

The policeman gets in his car
And gets right on the phone
Backing up, shaking his head saying
"Let me get my crazy a__ home"
And his wife picks up and says
"Darlin' where have you been,
i've been worried about you"
And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait
to tell you what I've been going through"
She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"
"Do you need anything?" "No"
"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"
"Your favorite: Cherry"
Then he said "I'll be there soon.
Sorry I kept you hanging"
Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it
Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"
Now meanwhile Misses Roseys back at Gwen's house
Tellin it all
She said "I knew there was something about that policeman
I started to cut lose my dog"
Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says
"Miss Rosey you are nuts"
And i say "all I wanted to know
was what was you gonna do with that spatula"
And then we all laughed
Tron says "shes a G no doubt"
Now lets head right back on over
To the policeman's house
He pulls up in the garage
She doesn't expect for him to come that soon
She rushed to the door
kisses him on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"
Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"
And then she says "I don't know"
Then he step back, look at her and says
"Whatcha all jittery for?"
Then she says "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"
Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"
And then shes says "You know what I mean"
He says "I know what came out yo mouth"
He said that "you said maybe
Then she says baby," he walks in the house
She tries to lead him upstairs
But he goes straight to the kitchen
She says "Hun, I bought you some pears"
And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken"
Then she turns around thinking to herself
With this weird look on her face
Then he screams "Woman, what wrong witchu,
why are you walking back and forth, pacing?"
Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself
"What am I to say?"
Because the truth of the matter is
that she just slept with another man today
And he started calling her name
"Bridget, I know you her me"
But she can't turn around
Because the truth on her face
He will see it
Then he screams "Bridget"
"Yes""Look at me"
Bridget turns around and then he says
"Whatcha got up your sleeve?"
She's scared out of her mind
Stuttering and shaking and
still talking about some pears
He starts screaming saying
"Woman Im not going up no stairs"
Now he's got a funny feeling
Something just don't seem right
He's looking at her while she's backing up
Then he says "With all my might,
Woman, I swear I'll shoot somebody
if you been doing wrong"
But little does he know
somebody is still right there in his home

(CHAPTER 9)

He looks around the kitchen, and says 'something is really weird',
She says 'why do you say that?' He says 'cos you keep tryin' to get me outta here',
He says 'ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red
and remember when I first walked through the door you acted like you had seen a ghost from the dead'

Then he says 'girl if you hidin' something i'm gonna be so mad', then he hears
something fallin he says ' what the f___ was that?'
She says ' it sound like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing',
He said 'woman that sound did not come from upstairs, i'll be d___ed if you're not up to something,

The sound that i just heard, it came from this kitchen, and then he looks over by the stove
while shes easin' over by the dishes. and then he walks over to the refridgerator and pushes it back,
and then he looks in her face, looks like shes about to have a heart-attack, then he notices the pie on the counter
One slice is missing, now the stories gettin' scary, cos he comes to realise that Bridget is allergic to cherry.

Then he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell, he's breathing real hard,
movin' closer, she says ' hon you don't look so well'
And then he says move
She says no
He says move
She says no
b____ MOVE!!! she moves, and then, he looks at the cabinet,
he walks to the cabinet, he's close to the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet.
Now pause the movie cos what i'm about to say to ya'll is so d___ twisted,
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!

(CHAPTER 10)

Now the midget jumps outta the cabinet and stomps the policemen on his toe
The policemen hoppin around on 1 leg screamin "son of b____" while he runs under the table
He yells ''freeze'' dives over the table and lands on the midget...while the midget is kickin
real fast screamin out bridget,bridget ,
*She yells darlin don't hurt em'*
He says bridget get yo' a__ back...then he continue to ruff up the midget as if the midget was under attack...
Then bridget runs up to her room, goes in her purse and pulls a number out...
The police puts him on the table and yells "Man, what the hell you doin' in my house?!"
He whips cherry pie crust off his mouth and says man, i was paid not to tell you
Then the police pulls his gun out and yells trespassin man I got the right to shoot you..
The midget says mr. the man that payed me to this would kill me if i tell
He points the gun in his face, the midget say ''god i think i just s___ed on myself''
Now at Sylvester's house Twon gotta patch on his shoulder playin cards gettin alone
There laughing and talking when Sylvester says Gwendolyn, baby, get the phone
Then she walks away from the table picks it up and say "hello" there's a lady on the other line panic-n-
cryin and talkin all offf the wall,
Gwen says wait slow down, who am i talkin tooo
*My names bridget and i found your number in my husband's pocket, I had to call you*
2mins later Gwen shakin her head sayin girl i understand, Sylvester says who is it baby?
She hangs up and gives him the address,
Now meanwhile back at the policemen house the midget is cryin his a__ off while he lyin threw his teeth bout
to get lil a__ told off,
Then bridget bust in the kitchen with a double barrow sayin *james i can'tlet you do this Then he looks at her and says what? you shoot me for this f___in midget she says *I love him* The midget say No! bridget.
Then james points his gonna and says "we all gonna die up in this kitchen.
Now bridget and james stairin each other down slowly backin apart..then the midget takes his inhaler out
and says this is not good for my heart,
Then james says bridget don't make me do this baby put the gun down...thats when Sylvester and Twon
busted up in the house... and says you put the gun down..whoo while Twon & Sylvester are sniffen around...
tryina firgure out whats that smell...as they turn and look at each other liiiiiike whaaat the...heeellll.....?

(CHAPTER 11)

Now the midget begain to wake up cause he fainted from all the maddest...he see 3 guns pointed around the room he stand and says I have nothing to do with this...,then I said hold up you look familler..do I know you from somewhere?,then he says man i get around..you might know my face from here or there
''Then james says take a good look cause you might not ever see his face again...''
Twon says man what the hell is that smell?s-nnn...somebody then broke wind!and then bridget start cryin while she lookin around,I said im sure we can work this out but first lets put the guns down...then bridget crys
*james first* then he said no you go!,then I say just do it the sametime and they both look at me and said no!
And then Twon says man let me shoot'em all, ''and I said we can't do that'' and beside man you just got out of prison and i'll be d___ if you going back...then bridget says *I'll would drop the gun if he promise not to hurt ''big man'',then james says thats what you call-em- (ahh)thats his name big man! then Twon says man is that ya' name?he yells yea!we laught hot mess, then I say man why they call you that?and said ''because im bless''...
Then I start shakin my head put the gun down sayin this is to much for me!said I cant take no' more then heard it all this s___ bout to drive me crazy...and then I say man I shouldn't never took my a__ to the par'jays club...
Then big man says par'jays..I been there that probally where you know me from,then james says hey hey Chuck and Rufus lets get back to the matter of hand,then Sylvester says cool but first there just 1thing I gotta understand...james says ''whaaat''?,
Then Sylvester says how do you know Chuck and Rufus?and police says spss..what you talkin bout man?
You said Chuck and Rufus..then bridget says *hun my stomach* then Twon says who the hell is Chuck and Rufus?...pointed my gun and said talk to me james..I said Rufus,Chuck? then bridget says *ima bout throw-up-*
James says my wife is sick..Twon says ''man don't believe that s___''... I said how did ya' wife get sick?...
He says she 3months pernacy!then we all said ooo s___!,
Then bridget says *honey thurrs something I have to tell ya *,then james says no baby you don't have to say a word right now...then says *but james*..then he says rest bridget while I get these fools up out my house...pointed the gun at us and yells leave...said my wife is sick..then Twon look at him and said m____fucka you crazy..watch where you point that s___!...then bridget says *james nooo*...Sylvester gets a phone call...its Gwendolyn askin him is everything ok...and he says hell naw! he hangs up.. then big man says look man im just a stripper... I say stripper?Twon says a midget... he says I strip at this club called dixie and that is where I meet bridget...,Bridget says james he says not now..she says *hun please let me explain*...then Twon whisper in my ear and says Sylvester let me do this n____ james...then Big man over hear us and takes his inhaler again..then I said im not killin no cop...james movin closer to them with the gun..then bridget yellin stop,stop,stop and then she says *I admitted, I did it , I paid em'*...then james cuts her off and says baby you don't have to say nothing...,then she says no *james I think you need to hear this*...*see I been coverin for you a long time.. never said what was on my mind...I even follow you a few times...and when I say you with her you act like I was blind*..james says wait a minute bridget just what are you tryin tell me?...*not only im I sleepin with big man but hes my baby's daddy,...whoooo the midget faints again...while Twon in Sylvester is trippin...the midget is the baby's.....daddy....whoo!

(CHAPTER 12)

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Now lets jump back to Cathy's house..they getting up off the floor...then Rufus says Chuck are you ok?
Then Cathy close the door..then Chucks says Rufus what the hell just happend?Rufus says I tell ya...
She just almost got us shot right here in this room...then Cathy says you got nerve almost got you shot when
you snicking en' and outta hotels with him aint tellin what I got...then Chucks says what do you mean by that?
Cathy looks at him and says firgure it out!...he says whooo Rufus she don't know me I'll would cut this b____ right now,Whoa!...Come and try it m____fucka...I swear! just try it...f___ you hoe! snankI swear just try it! let me at uh..
Come on b____!...try it..m____fucka Rufus let me go!....I swear the god try it...''Come On'',try it, b____ come on...
Calm the f___ down!Rufus says...Rufus says Chuck with talk bout later...then Cathy says this s___ is sad...
Then Rufus says it is what is Cathy we might'est well talk bout it...and try to get some understanding...she says understand s___.. I dout it...they talkin loud while phones ringin,ringin,ringin,ringin but no one answer.... just ignores it.. Rufus says I said calm down...you both actin like d___ fools!..wife and a pastor and a deccan now how would that look in the news? Cathy says a wife and pastor looks good on the news..then looks at Chuck and says but a pastor and a decan Rufus you don't wont me to ansnwer you...at then Chuck yells b____ who do you think you are? I got a right to love who ever I please...then Cathy says if you don't get yo narrow a__ out my house cause hoe this who ever belongs to me...and then Rufus nobody going no where...til' we firgure this out we all just be right here...and then Cathy and Chuck wont stop stairing at each other...Cathy turns..her nose up and him..Chucks rolls his eyes at her...then phones rings again..(ringin,ringin,ringin)but this time
Cathy walks over and answer it..says hello longs resident...Cathy this Gwendolyn can you talk?Cathy says
im in the middle of something not now... Gwendolyn says girl this can't wait please get somewhere quick to yourself right now...then Cathy says hurry im listen shoot...Gwen says ok..I'll make it quick girl remember the policemen you introduce me to?she says yea...what uh bout em'?anyway girl s___ was tight until this morning everthing went wrong! Chuck looks at Rufus and says what the hell? he says I don't know...she says d___'it im on the phone..
She says go hell Gwen...Gwen says well it all started at this club that I was at last night..(ummm)girl me and
james sittin up back vip everthing was so right(ummm gon' on)! well me and james sittin there laughten and drinkin next thing you know here comes Sylvester up in there with some oldcrusty wig wearing a__ hoe...Cathy
looks at the wig on the floor she says girl whats the name of that club...Gwen says par'shays she flops down
on the bed...like what the f___?then Cathy says Gwendolyn...Gwendolyn says girl im not finish then she start
tellin her bout the policemen wife Bridget who was gettin down with this midget...then Cathy says Gwendolyn
girl listen but Gwendolyn going on and on she steady tryin get her attention but Gwen steady going on and on
Then Rufus scream Cathy are we gon' finish this conversation or what?and Cathy says Rufus im on the phone
Then Rufus says ''b____ I don't give a f___''...then Cathy says Gwendolyn shut up girl d___..just listen to me
you know that crusty wearin hoe that you was talkin about...Gwen says uh uh..Cathy says well...Gwen says well..well what? Cathy says girl...Gwen says Cathy...Cathy say Gwen im sorry girl but that hoe was me....