Cartman:
Well, Kyle's mom is a b____, she's a big fat b____,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world
She's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____,
She's a b____ to all the boys and girls!
On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super-King-Kamehameha b_____!

Kids and Cartman:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world!

Kids:
Lalalalalalalalalala!

Cartman:
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair!

Kids and Cartman:
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____,
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____:
She's a stupid b____!

Kids:
Woooooooooo!

Kids and Cartman:
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she such a dirty b____

Kids:
b____!

Cartman:
Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little somethin like this
(different languages)

Kids and Cartman:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world

Kids:
Lalalalalalalalalala!

Kids and Cartman:
She's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____,

Kids:
Ohhhhh!

Cartman:
b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____,
She's a stupid b____!
Kyle's mom's a b____, and she sucks a dirty b____
I really mean it Kyle's Mom!
She's a big fat, f___ing b____
Big old fat f___in' b____, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh...Chaaaaaaaah

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