WEIRD AL Weird Al Yankovich - I Wanna Be A Stormtrooper Lyrics

I gotta get off this planet

Tatooine is such a hell hole
Why the hell do I even bother?
I ain't got no future here
I probably spend the rest of my life here
Fixing moisture evaporators for the townspeople
Or repairing droids for pocket change
Fending off the sand-people...
poor sand-people...
Look what they've been reduced to...
i bet with a little education and a homeworld
they could make something out their lives
but nothing will ever get better
here in grimy cuthole of s___e

i should join The Empire
i know there evil an all
but they're a good kinda evil
the uniforms are way cool
and they get to travel and most of us dont
And chicks dig Stormtroopers...big time
their like...intergalactic rockstars
stormtroopers get laid men, but not me
if i want a little love, i got to hitch a ride to mos eisley
50 cents for a wookie prostitute
50 seconds pleasure
and 50 years of regret...wookie love is pointless
my life is pointless
i gotta get ya of this planet