Finally I get to teach a whole lesson
All by myself!

And I'm gonna teach something relevant
Something modern
The Internet!

The Internet is really really great
- For p___
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait
- For p___ (huh?)
There's always some new site
- For p___
I browse all day and night
- For p___
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
- For p___ (Trekkie)
- The Internet is for p___ (Trekkie!)
- The Internet is for p___ (What're you doing)
- Why you think the net was born?
- p___, p___, p___!

Trekkie!
- Oh hello Katemonster
You are ruining my song!
- Oh, me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind, being quite please for a minute
So I can finish?
- Okidoki
Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology
- For p___ (uh!)
It gives us untold opportunity!
- For p___ (uh! sorry)
Search your own desktop (for, uh!)
Research browse and shop (ih?)
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
- FOR p___! (Trekkie)

- The Internet is for p___ (Nooo!)
- The Internet is for p___ (Trekkie!)
- Me up all night, hugging me horn, to p___ p___ p___!

That's gross!
You're a pervert
- Ah! Sticks and stones Katemonster
No really, you're a pervert.
Normal people don't sit at home and look at p___ on the Internet

- OHHH??!
What?!

- You have NO idea
- Ready normal people?!
(Ready!.. Ready!.. Ready!)
- Let me hear it!

- The Internet is for p___ (Sorry Kate)
- The Internet is for p___ (And masterbaitin')
- All these guys unzip their flies for p___ p___ p___
The Internet is not for p___!

- p___! p___!!
Hold on a second! (Wrah)
Now I happen to know for a fact
That you, Rod check your portfolio and trades stocks online
- That's correct
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
- Sure
And Gerry, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay
- Yees I doo
And Prinston, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
- True!
- Oohh but Kate, what you think he do after, hmm?
- Yea (hmhmhm)

- The Internet is for p___ (gross)
- The Internet is for p___ (I hate p___)
Grab your d___, and double click for p___, p___, p___
p___ (p___(p___(p___)))
p___ (p___(p___(p___)))
The Internet is for
Internet is for
Internet is for p___!

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JustSomeLyrics
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48.52
Animals The House of the Raising Sun Lyrics
50 Cent @ 4UOnly Disco Inferno Lyrics