It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps
Sometimes you think you're gonna drop
In the end you're filthy dirty, h____, and p___ed off
And before you can leave you gotta sweep the f___in' shop

It's a real real b____ to be workin' for the man
But s___, I do it well, so what the f___
I could probably wash dishes at some other f___in' dump
But it's all the same to me, bustin' a__ to make a buck

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that f___er good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your a__
And pump some f__got's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks

And it's a p___ poor life when the ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil and know you're f___ed
'Cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour
Smells like gas, looks like s___, works in the rain and rude as hell

Now I can fix a tire like Hurricane Melinda
I know that I'm the best for what it's worth
So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it
'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that f___er good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your a__
And pump some f__got's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks, woohoo!

[chorus]

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