Thunder Thighs Nextwave Lyrics

It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crunching
Like t__anic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The mother(honk)ing boat is exploding!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!

Dirk Anger
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Coporation©
Purposely
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!

Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation©'s gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation©'s got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation©'s gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!
NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah
NEXTWAVE!

Give us a NextWave roll-call!
MONICA!
Is gonna microwave your (whistle)
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON!
Is going to organize your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN!
His name is The Captain!

NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!
For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...