you have a mustache,you called me on the phone
you wear a beret and you sell colonge
you wear colonge but you still smell bad
you smell like s___ from all the men that you've had

[chorus:]
you sell colonge <i>[x4]

you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
you're always looking at your customers a__
a freelance h___,you tried to sell to sears
but you got kicked out because you're f___ing queer

[chorus]

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