Giles, Giles & Fripp Digging My Lawn Lyrics

Early one Sunday, well any way, early for me,
As I slid from by double-bed, what could I see?
Standing outside as the night turned to dawn,
There was a man who I didn't know, digging my lawn.
Was it her husband, I pondered, or was he a crook,
Why was he taking car numbers down in a book?
I started to ring, and I rung ninety-nine,
Nein, you must not, she said.
She was half-German, half out of bed,
Which half was which didn't have to be said,
Turning her head, her face was red.

"He is my husband," she whispered, I started to sweat,
Just my luck when I'd only done this for a bet.
Standing outside as the night turned to dawn,
There was a man who I didn't know, digging my lawn.

But Rodney did not want to meet fat and ugly girls, and instead, he bought rude books (ooo) with rude pictures in them (ooo). ''Rodney, your tea's ready.''