As I walked into the bar
A man came up to me and said:
"You know the older you will get
The more perverted you will get"

Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Optza, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij onAnist?!

Be bad transvestaten? Daju danai!
Or be a good zoldaten?! Optzay optzay!
Yeah, give it a try - vai vai vai vai!
For me, I'm just a Bordello kind of guy!

Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile...
Papa, I can't believe what it cost...
Sily, Sily oni pokidajut
So I did what I did
And it's worth what it's worth, what it's worth
Ah ha hey!

When the Trickster starts a-walking
He sets the whole world askew
Just when you think that it's all through
It's just a birth of something new

And when the Trickster starts a-talkin'... daju danaj!
Who does he need to ask permission... optza optzaj!
Before he goes in third position? Vaj vaj vaj vaj!
I guess he's just a Bordello kind of guy!

Mama, of course the hopes are so fragile...
Papa, I can't believe what it cost...
Sily, Sily oni pokidajut
So I did what I did
And it's worth what it's worth, what it's worth
Ah ha hey!

I walked out, out of a bar
And drove like crazy for half-mile
I was thirteen beers drunk
on Houston I jumped in some trunk...

We ventured on New York Throughway
Where myself I heard I say:
"Shall i be classic self crasher?
Or be a good flasher?!"

Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Hey, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij onAnist?!

Dayuda naj!
Optzay optzay!
Vai vai vai vai!
I guess I'm just a Bordello kind of guy!

Bordello kind of guy!
Bordello kind of guy!
Bordello kind of guy!

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