CHORUS
We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The savior of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
Most effacacious in every case

Now here's a story, a little bit gory
A little bit happy, a little bit sad
Of Lily the Pink and her medicinal compound
And how it drove her to the bad
Well Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar
So they put him in a home
And then they gave him medicinal compound
And now he's Emperor of Rome.

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Freddie Klinger the opera singer
Could break a glass with his voice tis said
Rubbed his tonsils with medicinal compound
Now they break glasses over his head.
Johnny Hammer had a t-t-terrible stammer
He could hardly s-s-say a word
And so they g-g-gave him medicinal compound
Now he's s-s-seen but never heard

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Uncle Paul he was very small he
Was the shortest man in town
Rubbed his body with medicinal compound
Now he weighs only half a pound
Lily died and went up to heaven
All the church bells they did ring.
She took with her medicinal compound
Hark the herald angels sing

CHORUS (repeated, with fadeout the third time)

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