Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!
Brian! Skate!

What would Brian Boitano do
if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
skating for the gold,
he did two solchows and a triple lutz
while wearing a blindfold.

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
fighting grizzly bears,
he used his magical fire-breath
and saved the maidens fair.

Brian! Ss-skate!
Brian! Live!
So what would Brian Boitano'd do
if he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an a___ or two.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Live!

When Brian Boitano traveled through time
to the year 3010,
he fought the evil robot king
and saved us all agian.
When Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
he beat up Kounlah Khan!
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take s___
from an-y-bo-dy!

No! Brian!
Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!
AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!
AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!

Brian Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk.
He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck.

Hideedodee!
Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here.
So round up all your lasses
and tell 'em they have no fears.
Say, "Come over here my honey,
and come and I'll take off my pants.
and I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause
that's what Brian Boitano'd DO!

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