HELLO OPERATOR. ID LIKE TO MAKE A CALL
CAN I HAVE 477 3104?
IM SORRY SIR, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT NUMBER ONCE AGAIN?
477 3104, DID YA GET IT THEN?

COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE SLOWER? 477S ALL I GOT
3104, ARE YOU b_____ DEAF OR WHAT?
LOOK, I GOT THE FIRST BIT, BUT I JUST CANT GET THE LAST
WELL STICK THAT f___IN PHONE UP YOUR f___IN a___

STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___
YOURE SUPPOSED TO f___IN HELP, NOT MAKE IT f___IN HARD
IM JUST TRYIN TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOURE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___

GOOD MORNING IM FROM TELECOM, COME TO DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE
FOR A BREACH OF REGULATIONS JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
YOU UPSET OUR OPERATOR WITH A PRETTY NASTY CALL
WHAT ARE YOU f___IN ON ABOUT? IT WAS ALL HER f___IN FAULT!

WELL SHE CLAIMS THAT IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT, SHE REALLY WAS DISTRESSED
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CUSTOMERS, SHE UPSET ME FIRST!
WEVE GOT HER WRITTEN STATEMENT, WHICH SHORTLY WILL BE READ
BUT IT MIGHT HELP IF YOUD RECALL EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID

I SAID

STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___
YOURE SUPPOSED TO f___IN HELP, NOT MAKE IT f___IN HARD
IM JUST TRYIN TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOURE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___

WELL THATS NOT EXACTLY ON SIR, ITS JUST NOT ON AT ALL
YOU MUST USE COMMON ETIQUETTE IF YOU WISH TO MAKE A CALL
AND PLEASE AND THANK YOU ALSO HELP, YOU CANT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT
PLEASE AND f___IN THANK YOU WELL YOU f___IN TELL HER THAT!

AND SHE KNOWS WITHOUT A TELEPHONE IM REALLY IN THE s___
WELL PERHAPS IF YOUD APOLOGISE THAT JUST MIGHT HELP A BIT
APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE TO WHO?
JUST GO IN AND ASK FOR OPERATOR 42

GOOD MORNING, ARE YOU WAITING? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO?
YES, ID LIKE TO SPEAK TO OPERATOR 42
IM SORRY SIR, I MISSED THAT, COULD YOU REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
AH s___! I DONT BELIEVE IT! HERE WE f___IN GO AGAIN!

OPERATOR 42, LOOK ILL JUST WRITE IT DOWN
OH OPERATOR 42, ILL SEE IF SHES AROUND
JEEZ, THEYRE b_____ USELESS, IM SURE THAT THEYRE ALL DEAF
NO WONDER THAT I DID ME QUINCE, NO WONDER THAT I SAID

STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___
YOURE SUPPOSED TO f___IN HELP, NOT MAKE IT f___IN HARD
IM JUST TRYIN TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOURE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___

NOW THEYLL MAKE ME SIT AROUND AND WAIT ALL b_____ DAY
JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE ME SWEAT AND HAVE THE FINAL SAY
THATS LIKE THE PUBLIC SERVICEM THEY MAKE YOU SCRAPE AND BBOW
ARRGGHH s___! SHES f___IN UGLY, IF THATS HER COMING NOW!

IM OPERATOR 42, IM BUSY, MAKE IT FAST
DID A BLOKE TELL YOU TO STICKTHAT f___IN PHONE RIGHT UP YOUR a___?
YES HE DID, THE FILTHY ANIMAL, I REMEMBER NOW
WELL YOUD BETTER f___IN BRACE YOURSELF CAUSE THEYRE BRINGING IT AROUND!!

STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___
YOURE SUPPOSED TO f___IN HELP, NOT MAKE IT f___IN HARD
IM JUST TRYIN TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOURE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___

STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___
YOURE SUPPOSED TO f___IN HELP, NOT MAKE IT f___IN HARD
IM JUST TRYIN TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOURE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT f___IN PHONE, UP YOUR f___IN a___

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