Plan B James Brown Is Dead (Skit) Lyrics

[AM Radio Tuning]

I met this girl on Saturday night.
I said baby, "You know you look so fine, and your a__ is tight.
Would it be okay if I bought you a little drink, maybe some Alizay
We can buy some champagne, maybe later
If I like you,
The way you talk.
I gotta know if you've got a brain inside that beautiful body,
If you have then,
I don't know, maybe I - if there's any more room for me in those jeans.
So hot baby, ooh! So fly, yeah.
[Laughter]
Keep on playing while you're stopping baby.
I ain't finished with you yet baby.
James Brown might be dead but I'm alive and kickin' baby.
Wooh! Got ya. Ugh! And I'm feeling the way you look into my eyes.
Ooh! When you you take my w____ you'll get such a surprise,
'Cause it's not as big as you might think it is. Oh no baby!
It's not as big as my personality anyway.
That's why I'm f___ing shrieking, wooh!
That's what you're gonna say when I stick it in your a__ 'cause you said it's too small to satisfy you,
Baby.
I f___ing rape you in the park, oooh!
In the park when it's dark, ow!
And then there will be screaming, yeah.
Then I'll cut your throat and leave you there.
[Laughter]
'Tis a murder ballad not a f___ing love song