Adam Sandler The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:
So why don't you tell me why you would be an a__et to this company.

[Excite Southerner]:
...That is a, uh, good question, I have a good answer for that...first, first, first of all I am
a very hard work...vocational school...I went to...willing to work on, uh,
holidays...I had, uh, tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other
people...but, I'm sorry, I got my G.E.D....with, uh, overtime...time and a
half...speakin' in two languages...Spanish and uh...uh..another one....and I...and I... and...loyal like a dog...I'll tell you that much...willin' to start at the
bottom...and also willing...to stay there...urine test...completely
flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last
boss...he was..actually he was gunnin' for me...with a..no..I got no dependants
with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..

[Man]:
You know that's great but, uh, we don't have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.

[Excited Southerner]:
Cooooo!

(Chair slides out, excited southerner rushes away, and trips)

[Man]:
Are you alright?