It was back in 32 when times were hard
He had a Colt 45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee

He wore rat drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a 28 Ford, he had payments on that
Stagger Lee

His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him "Never ever come back no more"
Stagger Lee

So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
'Til he came to a place called 'The Bucket of Blood'
Stagger Lee

He said "Mr m_________er, you know who I am" and the barkeeper said "No, and I don't give a good g______"
To Stagger Lee

He said "Well bartender, it's a-plain to see
I'm that bad m_________er called Stagger Lee,
Mr. Stagger Lee"

Well the barkeeper said "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way and I kick m_________ing a__es like you every day
Mr Stagger Lee"

Well all those were the last words that the barkeeper said 'cause Stag put four holes in his m_________ing head

Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any b____ in town
Yeah

She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she's startin' to flirt
Oh Stagger Lee

She saw the barkeep, said "O God, he can't be dead"
Stag said "Well, just count the holes in the m_________er's head"

She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime,
Mr. Stagger Lee"

"But there's somethin' that I have to say before you begin
You have to be gone b'fore my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Stagger Lee"

"I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll f___ Billy Dilly in his m_________ingass",
Said Stagger Lee

"I'm a bad m_________er, don't you know
and I'll crawl over fifty good p____es just to get one fat boy's a__hole",
Said Stagger Lee

Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says "You must be
That mad m_________er called Stagger Lee"
"I'm Stagger Lee"

"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees and Suck my d___,
Because If you don't you're gonna be dead",
Said Stagger Lee

Well Billy Dilly dropped down and s_____red on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh Yeah

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