NOFX Fun Things to F**k (If You're a Winner) Lyrics

fun things to f___
fun things to f___
fun things to f___
fun things to f___

f___ the front door, f___ the back
f___ the good girls with the knack
f___ the government until they f___ you back
f___ a muslim, f___ a jew
f___ fans of blink 182
that's illegal if you're born in 83
f___ a bean cheese burrito, f___ a bowl of cookie dough
f___ the s___e between the big and neighbor toe
f___ a cop f___ a marine,
f___ a jar of vaseline
f___ a calazone with peperoni
f___ a midget, f___ a dwarf, f___ chris kringle with an elf,
but before you f___ it all...go f___ your self!