Kool G Rap & DJ Polo Fuck U Man Lyrics

[Chorus from "Talk Like s__" begins] ("Can ya dig it honey...?")

Since I made the record "Talk Like s__,"
b____es are comin' up with their friends for a n____ to hit the skins.
Hopin' the Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes,
but I'm leavin' b____es' v_____s with more stitches than Frankenstein.
Some even had the nerve to try to give me head,
and swallow the whole jimmy to make a n____ fed.
But come on you b____es, don't make me laugh;
you couldn't deep throat G Rap if you was a m_________in' giraffe.
Dag, some even fled when they saw the head,
cuz G's d___ would make you seasick f___in' me in a waterbed.
Don't try to paly me like no sucker,
cuz these b____es'll be callin' up Dial-a-Mattress like a m_________er.
You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me,
"I'll f___ you on the A-train while I write graffiti."
I'll even f___ you in a taxi cab,
and after s__ with a n____ you'll be buyin' a box of maxi-pads.
Soon as you open your legs,
no need for no birth control, b____, cuz my d___ is touchin' the eggs.
Kool G Rap, the p____ slammer;
hell, I'd be talkin' f___ed up grammar if you was Bad Mamma Jamma.
I ain't small, I'll have you c__min' like waterfalls,
and then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall.
Leavin' my mark on b____es like Zorro,
plus f___in' b____es so def like there won't be no p____ left tomorrow.
Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny,
I think about bowls of Cheerios because I want my nuts and honey.
Talkin' to all the women that look fine,
pretendin' my p____ was Moby d___ and have a whale of a time.
Now I'm not a deep-sea diver,
but I love it when my d___'s covered and smothered with saliva.
s___, might even straighten out your dentures,
because it's not just a b_______, honey, it's an adventure.
But 69, and I ain't with that:
I'll go to a Chinese restaurant, b____, if I wanna eat cats.
Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, G.
So when it comes to p____-lickin', I'm the chicken of the sea.
I should be on the s__ channel;
not a chump cuz I'm givin' punk-b____es better humps than camels.
If you're a virgin, I'll make it fit,
because my d___'ll pop the cherry and spit out the f___in' pit.
And if you're concerned, my sperm don't burn,
and if it did, I'd give that nappy-headed a__ a f___in' perm.
Shucks, I instruct a f___in' lesson.
You think it's painless? I hit the a___ and f___ up your large intestines.
Leavin' you b____es stingin' from the bangin';
my man Jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that n____'s still hangin'.
b____, you'd rather hump a f___in' whole army,
cuz even the Witness Protection Program couldn't hide this man's salami.
You f___ around and catch a seizure,
before I f___ a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia.
Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple,
o_____s double and triple sit ripple and turn your a__ into a gripple.
Then I see you searchin' for the swellin',
cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in.
Got d___!I hit the ham right;
honeybuns, you can ask my Three Sons, I got the d___ right out the Van d___.
I'm f___in' naked girls with fly rhymes,
but don't push me, because that p____ will be runnin' for it's nine lives.
I know you hookers can't refuse this,
but dont' pick me to give no hickeys cuz I'm givin' b____es bruises.
Yeah, I'll tear that p____ hole apart,
for f___in' with G Rap after dark, you'd rather jog in Central Park.
So if you want kids before I f___ ya,
look at the size of my d___, and you'll let out the m_________ers.
s___, b____es get open like a can;
just leave it up to G Rap, cuz I'm the neighborhood f___ U Man...