d12 Under the influence Lyrics

Translation
So you can suck my d___ if you don't like, my s___
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my d___ - ha ha!
Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young a__ man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a__
so the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a f___in wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the f___ outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the f___in handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
[Swifty] b____ it's too late
[Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains

[Swifty]
I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators
My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [*BLAM*]
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do s___ on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I'm s_____in every penny - it gotta be that way n____, face it
That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
n____z just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight

[Chorus: Eminem]

So you can suck my d___ if you don't like, my s___
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my d___
Cause I don't give a f___ if you don't like, my s___
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my d___

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my d___ off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) b____ didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah b____, I'm retired
f___in your b____ in the a__ with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [needle pops]
Lettin the record skip.. [needle pops]
Lettin the record skip.. [needle pops] (d___!)
[DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat]
I'm f___in anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
[dog whines] Some b____ asked for my autograph
I called her a w____, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All b____es is hoes, even my stinkin a__ mom

[Proof]
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that a__ crack
Weed laced with somethin [*gun c___s*] n____ pass that
In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats
Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your m_________in pockets, ASAP
I don't need a platinum chain, b____ I s_____ Shaq's
Born loser, half theif and half black
Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
b____ smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag

[Kuniva]
We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell
cause they crew is full of f__s and sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind and s_____ your necklace
Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a "Luni"
I got a "Yukmouth" and it's polluted
I c___ it back then shoot it
I love s_____in up players thugs and young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
A big Chinese n____, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher while he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[Kon Artis]
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake
I'm ignorant, with the intent to s_____ your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin s__ in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this n____ named Carlisle Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a p____ but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin n____z runnin they funds
Used to be the type of n____ that was foldin some one's
'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Haha.. suck my m_________in d___
D-12.. Dirty m_________in Dozen
Nasty like a stank s___ b____ with thirty f___in husbands
Bizarre kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Slim Shady..