Too Short More Freaky Tales Lyrics

BEYOTCH!
Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp s___

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have s__ say hell yeah

Verse 1: Too $hort
I met this girl in Atlanta
She let a n____ f___ but I still can't stand her
The p____ wasn't good I said "What's up b____?
I'm tired of f___in' can you suck d___?"
She said "No", but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my d___ in her mouth
I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-a__ head
b____ said her name was Theresa
All on my d___ like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L where the grass is greener
I f___ed Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad a__ body
Freaky little b____ she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl went to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I f___ed her real good and made the b____ c__
She was hella limber, said her name was Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember
I had another freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the b____ she said "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A
Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that hometown p____ on the strimp
Look out for a n____, treat me like a pimp
You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick
b____es said they heard I had a big d___
So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
d___ rock hard, b____es gettin' nekked

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have s__ say hell yeah

Verse 2: Too $hort
I know another b____, her name is Terri
I lied to the b____ "It's about time I get married"
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I f___ed her next door neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said "n____ don't play me!"
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send 'em new n____s every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I f___ed
These are the tales, some of this s___ I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and s___
So if it's you, you know the time b____!
I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them Texas n____s, I never would change
Like my n____s up in Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin b____, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
b____ lets have some fun
I f___ed her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
So then I f___ed the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I f___ed first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I still got the same results

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have s__ say hell yeah

Verse 3: Too $hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and s___
Next thing I know she started kissin' my d___
You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia
I told her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats
They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I f___ed
These are the tales, some of this s___ I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and s___
So if it's you, you know the time b____!

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna get f___ed say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don't stop
Old school Short Dog
Still spittin' it
Still gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby, Oakland
You ain't knowin?
Beyotch!